Pretty much the same as a mini baby bell. I dropped a couple of rounds and waited for a cheesey enlightenment on lifes current predicaments.
"But what predicaments could you possibly be going through, oh great Shaman of Cheese?" you ask.
Well, brew yourself a mug of tea, sit back, relax, and I will tell you.
Basically, there is this girl. It's gone quite wrong.
There, I think that's probably enough information about that for now. So there you have it. Now where logic and reasoning has failed or made things worse*, I have full confidence that cheese will open my ears to the whisperings of the cosmos, whisperings that will settle my mind, fortify my spirit, guide my hand and silver my tongue. All will be well...
Sadly, this was not the cheese I was looking for. Boo!
0/10
Fortunately, I have some Bavarian smoked cheese to try tonight, so it's not all bad.
*It is important to note - this was my logic and reasoning..
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