So I'm in a room. It's me now, and I'm talking to me, the old me, this kid of maybe 12 years old.. Well, it's him talking at me, actually - he seems so smart! He keeps going on about these crazy ideas and interests he has.. What a strange little chap. I stand there mutely, wondering where he gets it all from and what happened.
Interesting.
I'd like to tell you a cheese joke at this point, but I'm not very fondue them.
Ho ho ho!
A blog documenting my scientific research into the study of cheese induced vision quests. (or cheese dreams, if you prefer)
Tuesday, 28 June 2011
Tuesday, 21 June 2011
Wanas Adel (Ikea cheese!)
So Ikea describe it thus:
A creamy and soft, yet piquant, blue cheese. Serve on ginger thins, crispbread or crackers, perhaps with a glass of wine. The product is organic.
I would say that they can add to this, something short and snappy such as:
.. and will induce cheese vision quests.
So I was with a lady at this picnic, only it wasn't really a picnic because there were loads and loads of stalls of food. More like a market. But it was a picnic. It wasn't a free picnic, but for some reason I could take anything I wanted. Only that some things, I felt I should give something for, and generally felt I shouldn't take things for nothing, even though I could. So anyway there may have been some fruit eating or some such.. I'm a bit vague on that part..
Then for some reason we're at a fenced area. There were people trying to climb the fence, and the top of the fence had barbs and nails. A naked boy was trying to climb over, but he couldn't do it alone. I tried to help him but he was scared and didn't trust me to do it without hurting him on the nails and barbs and such but I just climbed up and after some edgy moments with the nails I got him over unharmed anyway. He then seemed quite proud of me, and told me he was amazed at how fast I had grown. Then some other things happened.
Interesting.
So.. Wanas Adel, or ÄDELOST WANÅS:
10/10
A creamy and soft, yet piquant, blue cheese. Serve on ginger thins, crispbread or crackers, perhaps with a glass of wine. The product is organic.
I would say that they can add to this, something short and snappy such as:
.. and will induce cheese vision quests.
So I was with a lady at this picnic, only it wasn't really a picnic because there were loads and loads of stalls of food. More like a market. But it was a picnic. It wasn't a free picnic, but for some reason I could take anything I wanted. Only that some things, I felt I should give something for, and generally felt I shouldn't take things for nothing, even though I could. So anyway there may have been some fruit eating or some such.. I'm a bit vague on that part..
Then for some reason we're at a fenced area. There were people trying to climb the fence, and the top of the fence had barbs and nails. A naked boy was trying to climb over, but he couldn't do it alone. I tried to help him but he was scared and didn't trust me to do it without hurting him on the nails and barbs and such but I just climbed up and after some edgy moments with the nails I got him over unharmed anyway. He then seemed quite proud of me, and told me he was amazed at how fast I had grown. Then some other things happened.
Interesting.
So.. Wanas Adel, or ÄDELOST WANÅS:
10/10
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