Tuesday, 28 June 2011

NO cheese!

So I'm in a room. It's me now, and I'm talking to me, the old me, this kid of maybe 12 years old.. Well, it's him talking at me, actually - he seems so smart! He keeps going on about these crazy ideas and interests he has.. What a strange little chap. I stand there mutely, wondering where he gets it all from and what happened.

Interesting.

I'd like to tell you a cheese joke at this point, but I'm not very fondue them.

Ho ho ho!

Tuesday, 21 June 2011

Wanas Adel (Ikea cheese!)

So Ikea describe it thus:

A creamy and soft, yet piquant, blue cheese. Serve on ginger thins, crispbread or crackers, perhaps with a glass of wine. The product is organic.

I would say that they can add to this, something short and snappy such as:


.. and will induce cheese vision quests.



So I was with a lady at this picnic, only it wasn't really a picnic because there were loads and loads of stalls of food. More like a market. But it was a picnic. It wasn't a free picnic, but for some reason I could take anything I wanted. Only that some things, I felt I should give something for, and generally felt I shouldn't take things for nothing, even though I could. So anyway there may have been some fruit eating or some such.. I'm a bit vague on that part..

Then for some reason we're at a fenced area. There were people trying to climb the fence, and the top of the fence had barbs and nails. A naked boy was trying to climb over, but he couldn't do it alone. I tried to help him but he was scared and didn't trust me to do it without hurting him on the nails and barbs and such but I just climbed up and after some edgy moments with the nails I got him over unharmed anyway. He then seemed quite proud of me, and told me he was amazed at how fast I had grown. Then some other things happened.

Interesting.

So.. Wanas Adel, or ÄDELOST WANÅS:

10/10