But I got it for my birthday. It is the mouldiest looking cheese I've ever seen. It looks as though it can both cure and inflict several diseases in one mouthful. It tasted like how you would imagine a furry slice of green bread to taste from that loaf you forgot to throw away before you went on holiday. Gagging and wretching are expected, and indeed considered good form, when you put this stuff in your mouth. Anyone around the table with a modicum of decency will flat refuse to go near it lest the smell on your fingers lingers for the few weeks and all bacteria in your stomach is massacred by the alien invaders of this trojan cheese horse.
In short, it was delicious.
And what did this cheese reveal to me?
Well. For one, I dreamt the perfect egg mayonnaise recipe, and that's something of a result! I'm willing to send it to people for a mere £5 donation..
I also dreamt that my brother had this crazy grey quiff, and my sister got married. But the egg mayo recipe is really the clincher here.
It's a remarkable cheese, but I still think it could be topped. So I will give it...
9/10
