Havarti

I've just necked a ton of Havarti. I've also just had a hot toddy.

Find out the exciting results tomorrow!

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OK now it's tomorrow, and very nearly the day after that. So Havarti. What happened? I mean, seriously, what happened? I woke up a couple of short hours after going to sleep and generally had a restless night. I did dream, but I don't really remember much about it. So there you go. I don't think Havarti is the cheese I'm looking for..

2/10

Saint Augere

Ok, this has got to be the last strong blue cheese for a while. They are all beginning to taste the same. I mean, it's pretty good, but it's strong, and it needs harnessing.

Dreams, pretty hazy. Quite mixed up without much definition, apart from one moment which I'm not sure I want to publish to the world. There is someone I know though, who I will have trouble looking in the eye the next time I see them.

Still, it had some kind of effect, so...

5/10

Leerdammer

Oh my! I've been slacking with my cheese eating. Well, the cheese eating has been going pretty well, but the writing about my adventures with cheese has been very poor. So I'll try and be brief with a few cheeses I've had lately..

So Leerdammer. Quite tasty. Pretty good on it's own. Ability to harness the powers of the universe - not bad. I had a dream about a huge, frikkin enormous in fact, waterfall. It was in a sort of semi circle of some kind and there was a big queue of people and we had to ride some kind of inflatable blue pillow (possibly a seat, or an arm band? I can't quite remember..) in the rapids and over the edge. And I had to go first - gasp!! I was boning up to do it, and then, as I built up the nerve to go and set off towards the precipice...

I woke up.

DAMN YOU LEERDAMMER!!!

8/10