Gorgonzola Picante

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas. And what a fine time Christmas is for stuffing your face with cheese!

Well with Gorgonzola we're wrapping up the stilton type family of cheeses for now.. To be honest, it reminded me a lot of Roquefort.. It's a bit strong on it's own so the tried and trusted black cherry conserve can to the rescue. Pretty damned good stuff.

Anyway, I can tell you this - it gets plus points for slightly erotic dreams, but minus points because they were pretty weird. Maybe that's just the mindset I was in that night. I dunno.. I'm thinking a cocktail of cheeses might be required to tailor dreams to specific outcomes. Perhaps Gorgonzola and Gruyère? Will the dream tempering effects of the Gruyère take away the weirdness and make it all lovely and nice? I will let you know. In the meantime... Gruyere gets:

6/10

If my next testing results in less weirdness... maybe I'll upgrade it to a 7.

Gruyère

"A pleasant morning to you my good man! I think I'll have 100g of some milk that's been curdled by the extracts of an animals stomach then left in a cave for several months, possibly years!"

And behold! I was in possession of some fine Gruyère. Slightly nutty tasting, just like it said on the label! Delicious. But sadly, completely useless as a conduit to the astral plane.

Because it tasted so nice though, I can't bare to give it a 0, so... it gets:

1/10