Incidentally...

Have spent some time researching the topic* and reviewing the numerous variables involved in such an experiment the conditions I will be subjected to are outlined below:

• Quantity of cheese consumed will be approximately 50g. That sounds like a reasonable amount.
• The cheese must be eaten with it's rind whenever possible. Some cheese wont have rind, or I wont be able to get it, so you know. What can I do?
• Crackers will be permitted. Probably Ryvitas.
• Port is definitely Ok, as it is scientificly proven to be tasty with cheese.
• I considered doing the experiment using cheese as a suppository for the increased absorbence into the system that suppositories provide. I have decided to stick to the traditional method of cheese ingestion.
• Sherry is OK too, but not as OK as port. Only really to be used when the port is out of reach.
• I think I'm going to join a gym.
• There was something else but I can't remember what it was.

(edit)

• I just remembered. Yeah so grilling the cheese could change it's properties somewhat. I may extend the experiment into this  area at some point. I'll see how it goes.
• Also is in the event of success, the SAME cheese will be retested a week after the initial experiment in order to ascertain it's reliability as a medium into the subconscious and my Shamanic trances

*10 minutes in google